Jingle bells jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Santa is coming
Books is, he bringing…
And I am happy
Is all i’all say……..
So what books are you getting me this year, Santa?
Santa: Really, books again?
Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!
Santa: You are crazy…
You really need to work on your Hindi. It’s been so many years and still you don’t get me..
Santa: Because all you ever talk about is books..
If that is the case, then tell me what am I getting this year?
But when was I bad, like ever??????? In fact things that you kept sending my way all year long were bad….
Come on Santaaaaaa, please? (Puppy faces here) I wasn’t bad, really….
Santa: Okay fine, I will not give you gift myself but I could at least make sure that you get what you want from someone else. But you can forget getting those wonderful gifts from me. Uh-huh..
Yay.. yay… yayyyyy……..
Santa: Now shut up and tell me what do you need?
Woooooaaaaahhhhhhh! Calm down Sir. No needs for the guns..
Santa: TELL ME IF YOU HAVE READ YOUR TBR PILE?
Wow, you know what’s a TBR?
Santa: I guess, I know almost everything about books, thanks to you.
Oh, come on! Don’t even mention it. ye to mera farz tha…
Santa: Farz my foot!
Hey you did get my Hindi this time.
Santa: (Thinking) Oh just forget it..
So back to my books.
Santa: No way darling! You have probably more books than you can read all year long. All you ever ask from anyone for any event is books. Birthdays is for books, anniversaries is for books, even if someone gets you something you get it exchanged for books. You even buy anything for yourself, it’s all books. I am done with your bookish tantrums now! Anything else you want?
Santa: Don’t please me with that batting of eyes.
Santa: Anything else?
Santa: Now really, anything else except for your stupid books and bookish fantasies?
You didn’t say that. TAKE IT BACK!!
Santa: HO HO HO…
Take it back..
HO. HO. HO… HO… (Vanishes into thin air………)
I HATE YOU SANTA (I cry into the nothingness)
Well, as I say this I truly don’t hate Santa, because today has been nothing but wonderful day. Below are my Christmas presents, (one of them is by me to me because for a second I really thought that Santa was serious).
SANTA………….. I LOVE YOU
And also, One book came all the way from a very stupid, but a very kind and happy go lucky person, who lives miles away from me. So, Aditi from https://motmagiques.wordpress.com needs a special mention here, for a very wonderful and magical Christmas gift.
Thank you, thank you, thank you all, (Yeah, right thank you to Santa too. And I think I’ll try to control my bitchy side to avoid this rattle with you next year.)
Till then Merry Christmas 😀