Jingle bells jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Santa is coming
Books is, he bringing…
And I am happy
Is all i’all say……..
So what books are you getting me this year, Santa?
Santa: Really, books again?
Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!
Santa: You are crazy…
Koi shakh?
Santa: What?
You really need to work on your Hindi. It’s been so many years and still you don’t get me..
Santa: Because all you ever talk about is books..
If that is the case, then tell me what am I getting this year?
But when was I bad, like ever??????? In fact things that you kept sending my way all year long were bad….
Come on Santaaaaaa, please? (Puppy faces here) I wasn’t bad, really….
Santaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa… Nooooooooooooooo,
Please………….
Santa: Okay fine, I will not give you gift myself but I could at least make sure that you get what you want from someone else. But you can forget getting those wonderful gifts from me. Uh-huh..
Yay.. yay… yayyyyy……..
Santa: Now shut up and tell me what do you need?
BOOOOKKKKSSSSSSSS
Woooooaaaaahhhhhhh! Calm down Sir. No needs for the guns..
Santa: TELL ME IF YOU HAVE READ YOUR TBR PILE?
Wow, you know what’s a TBR?
Santa: I guess, I know almost everything about books, thanks to you.
Oh, come on! Don’t even mention it. ye to mera farz tha…
Santa: Farz my foot!
Hey you did get my Hindi this time.
Santa: (Thinking) Oh just forget it..
So back to my books.
Santa: No way darling! You have probably more books than you can read all year long. All you ever ask from anyone for any event is books. Birthdays is for books, anniversaries is for books, even if someone gets you something you get it exchanged for books. You even buy anything for yourself, it’s all books. I am done with your bookish tantrums now! Anything else you want?
Santa, please?
Santa: Don’t please me with that batting of eyes.
Please?
Santa: Anything else?
Santa: Now really, anything else except for your stupid books and bookish fantasies?
You didn’t say that. TAKE IT BACK!!
Santa: HO HO HO…
Take it back..
HO. HO. HO… HO… (Vanishes into thin air………)
I HATE YOU SANTA (I cry into the nothingness)
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Well, as I say this I truly don’t hate Santa, because today has been nothing but wonderful day. Below are my Christmas presents, (one of them is by me to me because for a second I really thought that Santa was serious).
SANTA………….. I LOVE YOU
And also, One book came all the way from a very stupid, but a very kind and happy go lucky person, who lives miles away from me. So, Aditi from https://motmagiques.wordpress.com needs a special mention here, for a very wonderful and magical Christmas gift.
Thank you, thank you, thank you all, (Yeah, right thank you to Santa too. And I think I’ll try to control my bitchy side to avoid this rattle with you next year.)
Till then Merry Christmas 😀
Wow ..Santa has been really generous. Merry Christmas and happy reading!!
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Funny! Reblogging to my sister site Timeless Wisdoms
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Harry Potter! Yay! And the classics. It’ll be a jolly good year 😊
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It is turning out to be that jolly good year 😀 or to say the end of the year, cause I am already digging into the potter heads.
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I am so happy for you 🙂 I’m a Ravenclaw though 😀
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Hahaha And how would you know that? Ravenclaw huh?
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Pottermore. You must join. There joy can find your House, wand, Patronus 🙂
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Heard a lot about that. Might as well find out then.
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Ha ha ha this is funny
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Thanks.
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Nice to know that Santa has not disappointed you. 🙂
Merry Christmas!
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Thanks Megala.
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Wow.. Santa really loves you.. Merry Christmas 🤶 🎄 ☃️ 😘
Great bookmarks loved the Dobby one
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Thanks Shalini.
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Send me those bookmarks!!!
And Don’t call me stupid yar (I know that I am stupid🙈🙈but than 😂😂)
Such a dear post and Everyone can thank me for the Spoiler Alerts but this Girl cooked a nice dish with extra mirch masala(Inside jokes😂)
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Hahaha I told you that I will not let you ruin the fun!!!
And yes, thanks again stupid Aditi 😀
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Nice one..
Hope u finish all those books before next christmas or else santa is gonna be mad at
you 😂
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I am already down to the third one.
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Simply, I love this!! 🙂
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Thanks.
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My pleasure, Moushmi!!
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Wow; I luv the bookmarks, and the Harry Potter series are just magical.. Have fun! 🙂 &
Thanks for the laughs.. Hahaha…
xoxoxo
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Thanks so much.
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Your sense of humor, your love for books and everything you do in your blog, is so refreshing. Well done
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Thank you so much Shantanu. 🙂
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remember, it is the nice or naughty list. nothing about being bad. its “naughty” 😉 giggles
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Hahaha, sure, naughty it is then 🙂
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🙂
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Hahahah, my goodness this was too relatable!!
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Seriously??? Experienced or what
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The part about wanting more books every festive season was relatable for me, Kalyan. The more the merrier is what I feel about them!
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Ohhhhh..that’s nice to know…..anyway glad to meet you shreya….
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Same here, Kalyan!
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So new. Friend in 2019… any plans tonight????
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Haha, my ideal New Year’s Eve is always watching a movie at home with my family, talking, laughing and ringing in the New Year together! And that’s exactly what I plan on doing tonight.
How about you?
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I Don’t know…just sleeping in different directions on bed …😂
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Well sleeping wins over everything😂
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It doesn’t win…it’s just monarch ruler over my brain.. once it enters I am it’s slave…..by the way….Tell me the secret for that may likes and comments in your posts..and you write only one for month…
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Honestly, Kalyan, my blogging was never for likes and comments. It was a space to share my writings and connect with thought provoking people. So I have no strategy for likes and stuff because that isn’t my focus. I just try to genuinely engage with other writers and post genuine content. Maybe that’s my secret, I guess?
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I know…but many people are interacting with you..that’s nice to know…I like interactions than likes
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I myself prefer interactions
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Cool..if you don’t mind..we can interact here….happy New Year shreya
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No i don’t mind at all, but i don’t know if Moushmi will appreciate the clutter we’re creating in her comment section!
We could follow one another’s blogs and continue the conversation somewhere there
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Sure…insta????
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My username is phoenix_with_a_pen
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Wish you and your loved ones a very happy new year!!
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Thank you and I hope the best of year for you too 🙂
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😀
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Good one. Reminds me of all the books I’ve left unread.
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Thanks. May I know your current reads?
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I’ve just started Catch-22 by Joseph Heller.
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Send me some books…you are by pretty santa
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Sure Kalyan….. Take them once I have read them.
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