Perfect Partner!

Posted byMoushmi RadhanparaPosted inFor the eternal love., It's Humour time.Tags:, , , , , , , , , ,

Person: Why are you still single?

 

Me: I am still finding my perfect match! (Because I don’t have anything else to say.)

 

Person: Seriously? There are like 6 billion people on this planet, and you don’t like anyone yet?

 

Me: I am still finding that special someone with whom I can actually connect. (Now desperately wanting out of this conversation)

 

Person: You know what I read recently that everyone of us has 1.5 million potentially perfect matches out there.

 

Me: (Staring. Not speaking. Thinking. Questioning myself. Thinking exactly what have I been doing?)

 

Person: Listening? 1.5 million!!!

 

Me: Uuuummmmm, but you know what I am pretty sure that among those 1.5 million people no one will come above books to me 😀 (What better way than a little bit of humor, to literally end this.)

 

Person: Rolls his eyes at me.

 

Me: (But really 1.5 million? And yet, somehow I manage to ruin my relationship with everyone.)

 

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PS: The above little information of the ratio of perfect matches; was shared by the Australian relationship experts Barbara and Allan Pease, at the Times Litfest in Delhi. (My source of information is the newspapers)

Published by Moushmi Radhanpara

A bilingual writer, Moushmi Radhanpara has authored two poetry collections so far, namely POSIES and 03:21 AM –An Ode to Rust & Restlessness, and is working on her third book currently. She is also scribbling an unplanned rough draft of a story as a part of NANOWRIMO 2020 and hopes that something might come out of it. She has also co-authored two books, The Lockdown Stories and Mirage so far. Her poetries can be found on her blog https://aestheticmiradh.com/ and a few other online portals. She believes in the fact that a better reader makes a better writer. Reading a 100 books a year is her latest obsession. She can be found either drunk on coffee or hiding away from everything and admiring the gorgeous sun.

29 thoughts on “Perfect Partner!”

  1. It is absolutely important to wait for the right one – or else – you wait for eternity, with pain and horrid to get them out of your life 😊😊 pun intended – and yes books are always a better choice – trust me enjoy your singlehood 😊😊

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  3. Make most of your time my friend … companionship is important …but rushing into it is madness ……..take all the time in the world …be picky ..choosey and listen to your heart’s voice

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      1. People want to just be with that one person or think there is only one person for them. But how can you know what you want and who you want and how you want it if you don’t practice at something. How can you be good at something if you don’t practice it?

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