The last year it was my computer that betrayed
For time and again it ruined its brand name;
So come May, 2018 brought a new expenditure
Safely increasing my light vollet’s temperature.
With grieving tears I bid it adieu
When one last time I shut it due;
For the technologically challenged me
Never likes to learn anything new.
And yet with all my might
I let my patronized hand by;
Forcing to come out of my loving comfort
Trying to suit myself with the new head with all the discomfort.
So, the Kindle was a little postponed
And I could not have been less joyed;
When in came 2019 with new promises
But oh, alas! I was hardly aware of what lay ominous.
I danced and pranced waiting for July,
Dreaming and planning which Kindle to try;
But 2019 broke my heart too early
For come January, I broke my smartphone curtly.
“You wanted to reduce your screen time,
Now you have no screen.”
Came back the mocking reply
To which I was not so very sly.
I pledge and vow to use and old buttoned phone
But how long is it going to last is widely known;
And so once again Kindle will be pushed down
Trying to fumble with a new gadget making myself a clown!
Don’t even let me begin on the specifications of a new phone
For there is nothing good like the one that I did own;
The ones that will have everything will surely be above my budget
And the ones that will comply to it will be merely like a puppet.
Why God? Why??
I know you are looking down on me
Scornfully saying- “I didn’t make that damned phone.”
And so I completely agree
But why did we ever let it become like meat and potatoes.
With that grieving sigh
I shut down my phone;
Resolving tight
To go back to that buttoned phone.
But wait, I forget
Because it is the 4G age;
And my old phone
Has so far considerably aged.
So what do I do now?
Carry my laptop around?
Oh, I know, I will succumb!
But which new gadget I should let me run?
With time I will eventually find
Something between a budget and a puppet;
And then I shall see how long it takes me to try
Before even that one goes down the bucket.
Though in time wonders do strike
How far materialism could hike;
A simple gadget troubles me so
That its going away makes me low.
Hahaha how did you break the phone and buy a good one from an economical range and you would be good to go
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I guess I didn’t break my phone, instead, my phone thought of breaking up with me. I thought it was the one, but here we are yet again without that Raj 😉
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That Raj is proving to be one elusive bugger😂😂
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Hahaha, absolutely!!
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Hey, “You wanted to reduce your screen time,
Now you have no screen.”.. I am ROFL. sorry for being cruel..
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Hahaha, well, I don’t blame you. The situation itself is cruel 😦
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Aha ….the dilemma continues! I am always wary of these new gadgets which keep bombarding the market and make a recently purchased one obsolete within no time.
Loved the poetic way of your presentation Moushumi!
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Thank you so much Radhika.
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This is witty, funny and a reality of life. It is bizarre but true how phone and gadgets have become more important than people in our lives. Well done. You know satire too well 😊😊
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Satire has mocked me long enough to know it pretty well 😉 But it still never fails me 😦
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You are a master story teller and a good soul. Never change
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I don’t know about the story teller part, but I have been told again and again not to change. So I will bear that in mind and try my best to do so. 🙂
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😊🌸 stay charming
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Thank you Moushmi, for the grin your words brought me.. humour so skilfully presented.. loved it.. 😁👌🏼👍🏼😇💕
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Thanks a lot.
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OMG!!!! You sure know how to tickle out funny bones! 😉
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Thank you Richa. Glad you enjoyed it.
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This is such a brilliant write. A light read with a deep message. It is really the age where the gadgets run and control us.
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I quite agree. thanks for reading it.
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My pleasure
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Love the post! 😍
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Thank you 🙂
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Haha.. true, we are addicted to these gadgets! Loved your funny poetic way of expressing the reality of life.
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Thanks a lot.
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Always my pleasure 😊
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Hahaha…but see the positive side. You get to read real books with no kindle around. Kindle is great but nothing can replace real books.
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I quite agree, so more time with the real books! Only, I am running out of space to seep them all. 😀
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Pain and reality wrapped in humor …..no one does it better than you 😀
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Oh, you are just flattering me!!
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Haa haaa I mean it…. Flattery isn’t my thing dear friend 😜
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Okay, thank you. But I still feel it a little more than what I could deserve.
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😊🤗
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Haha! Nicely done!
Love your humour and wit xxx
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Thank you so very much. I much appreciate the read.
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I thoroughly enjoyed your sense of humor! 🙂
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Thanks for stopping by.
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And when come along the several fests,
Amazon shall slash prices to the jolly best.
Kindle can wait; don’t be brash,
Enjoy the paperback for they never crash! 😀
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Hahahaha, I love the paperback. Don’t get me wrong. Only, I am running out of places to replace things with books!! I have already raided my brother’s wardrobe. Next, what? 😀
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I have books all over, under the bed, shelves, suitcases, name it 😀
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Hahaha we have something in common, then 😀
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