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Confusional Emotions!!

How do emotions work?

Yeah, you heard me right, yes, I am asking about the workings of emotion. As simple as  it might sound to you, I am at a loss when it comes to it’s answer. How exactly do they work?

For most of the ‘normal people’ it works as laughter with happiness and a dam full of tears with sadness, rage with anger and confusion with bewilderment. And yet I fail to adapt to this very simple fact and working of a heart. This makes me wonder, do I even have a heart like any other normal person? Well, of course I have one, but surely it is ill-positioned and ill functioning. It is definitely not where it should have been.

Why this sudden burst of thoughts? I have no idea. Most of the times I don’t know how to deal with them and as any other person I live in denial, till they subside a little and finally I can deal with them.

I don’t know why and how this happens with me, but sometimes when I should be really confused about a serious decision, I know the answer instead. It is absolutely straight to me as to what should I do, and I have my judgments clear. (So far so good, never been in trouble; fingers crossed)

Then when I should be really angry at someone, I let it go. I don’t even give it much of a thought. I am told by people again and again, that it is a wrong decision, but I let it go. Morals win over, I guess. I don’t know, I just don’t even feel angry then or what. But then suddenly the very same person does something which is really insignificant this time, but I think my patience has been tried enough, and I burst…. I burst till I have nothing left inside and I simply let out my anger over that inconsequential matter. Where do my morals go then? (I ask this because I can be really mean when I am angry; when I am angry and I lose it. I will admit that I get angry easily, but I don’t lose it so soon, I guess those are two different things.)

When I should be really upset or sad about anything, people are tensed to their nerves beside me, and I have to forcefully stifle a laugh. I mean why, how?? Why will I want to laugh at a crucial time? (Get my dilemma?)

Yes, this next thing is going to be hilarious. When I should be smiling and laughing and be really happy, I have to supress my sobs. And I roll my eyes and ask myself “really?”

This happened just yesterday, when I was reading (Yes simply reading, not even a real life situation) and I had to conquer over few stray tears. What I was reading was something too sweet, too beautiful, too happy (too good to be true) and yet there I was gripping my fist, scratching my toes, trying to stop myself from crying.

So back to my question, how do emotions work? Or should I ask why I am so weird? (Rolling my eyes constantly at the second question)

One Big Happy Family #4

I am back, back to my city, back to peace, or to say as much peace I can get right now.

But I am stunned!! What happened to my big happy family????

They are no where to be found.

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But the beat part of being back is, I don’t have to deal with Mr. Z now. I guess, he got scared at the knowledge of my arrival.

You can see below that he has vacated his spot, leaving my Mr. and Mrs. A and B to live in peace.

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But there is also a disadvantage to this. In my absence Mr. Z seems to have troubled my ‘One big happy family’ a lot, the result of which is, I cannot find their place of hiding. I have looked at all the places, at all their abodes, but my one big happy family seems to have dispersed.

The only bits and parts, the only members of this big happy family are below:

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Well, I do intend to find the rest of the members of this happy ever after soon. I have told before, I am not going to let this happy ever after be ruined. No, I am not!!!

By any chance do you guys know where my ‘One big happy family’ is?? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤔

 

One Big Happy Family #3

Hey guys, anyone remember my happy ever after? That one big family I was so proud of? That little X whom I loved making jealous? That family where there was no trouble?

Well, as it happens that ‘One big family’ they are in trouble, because there is a new villain 😩

The moment I leave them, they get themselves into some trouble. Can someone not survive without me for even a week???

Oh God!!

Anyways, I am out of my city, away from the only happy ever after I have and they are in big trouble. And when I say big trouble, I mean it. Because only then would Mr and Mrs would have sent me the picture of new Mr Z.  And boy, is he dangerous!!!

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This Mr Z, I don’t like him and he is after my favourite ‘one big happy family’.

I think I need to get home soon now. As I have already told,  I cannot let anyone ruin my happy ever after.

PS: Hoping someone would go take care of my happy ever after till I return!! A big Sigh!!!

Here is the link to my big family’s introduction- https://aestheticmiradh.com/2018/02/24/one-big-happy-family/

This Little Man!

In today’s times when a human is just as scared of other humans, this little man, is basking and relaxing in the midst of the street, shunning away all his fears from all sorts of beings.

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The irony is, men tend to fight and crib with the others, but they are careful enough to avoid this man and are zooming past him. Okay, there is a little more traffic because of this but the intention is respected.

If only humans would be just as sensitive towards each others too.

Well, at least this ‘little man’ is having a good siesta today, caring about nothing in the world, and making this whole street, his territory.

I am pretty sure he feels like a king, with nothing to be called his, and yet so much gallantry at disposal.

One Big Happy Family #2

Anyone remember my absolutely crazy story from a few months back? Well there was no heads or tails to it, so I will refresh your memory here- https://aestheticmiradh.com/2018/02/24/one-big-happy-family/

Despite the illogical ramblings, many of you were kind enough to bear with my deranged mind, the result of which is this post. Again, think before what you do, you entertained me once and bore with my stupidity, and here I am once more with my utter balderdash.

So, that one big happy family? Seems like, not so happy at all. Recently I found one of the members draining and dripping in the terrible rains, all alone. His other family members have deserted and left the open house, leaving behind him with nothing.

You say, you don’t believe me? Oh come on, I am not lying.

I know you are saying this only because you want a picture.

So here goes the picture.

I am telling you I found him, utterly alone, crying over his lost family, his partner left him and went away with the kids.

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This poor guy, right here? He is wailing and crying with melodrama, singing and cawing in his ever melodious voice, the very famous SRK song, “Jag suna suna lage, koi rahe na jab apna,……… sunaaaaaaa laggeeeee moheeeee”

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Wait that’s not the tragedy, the tragedy is he only forgot his new address. His family is waiting for him at the new place.

And so he curses himself and then flies to his new abode, shielding away from the rains.

Again, seriously? You don’t believe me?

Okay, here goes the picture.

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In no way, I am ruining this happy ever after. This is by far the happy ever after I have. Not giving away this. And in my opinion they keep making that X jealous, standing a little far away.

Again, if you have come this far, then my friend, I salute you!!

Have a good day!

Marrying Myself!!

Okay, I know the title itself might have made you think that this crazy lady has gone lunatic beyond all means, and now is literally declaring herself as insane and frantic over this blogging platform. But when you wake up in the morning to find this as a piece of news in your morning paper, you tend to certainly get excited. I mean all my woes would end if I did this 😀

I know this is all getting out of hand now, me rambling utter nonsense here, and declaring my marriage with myself. But just think of it, if you could do this, I mean just think, there would be no problem whatsoever; no more issues relating someone else, no more trust issues, no more dependence on someone else no more expectations from that someone else. (And the list goes on for me) Oh, I’d do anything for this.

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So, legal or not, I am going to follow the footsteps of this wonderful lady (though not over some break up) and do it, one day. I will stand there wearing one hell of a beautiful dress and say those promising vows to myself and might as well go on that most awaited trip that I might be desiring for so long. I am telling you, I’ll do it, just, one day.

And you all are cordially invited on this ‘one day’

Labour Day!

India is celebrating labour day today and as usual my phone buzzes with messages and wishes of ‘Labour day’, as it happens on any specific day or festival. Most of the companies have started this new trend these days, to send texts and images to everyone celebrating and wishing almost every calendar day.  And even today, I did the same with those texts, opened them and simply ignored them. I don’t know why but I am just not very much attracted to these general, yet very formal messages having no personal touch, and I avoid those texts and images which clutter and fill my phone’s space. Most of the times I don’t even download these images, knowing I am going to delete it just the very minute. Call me rude, but what can I say, I do this and I admit it. If it helps, I do write the person a very formal ‘same to you’ in return.

So, today when I was cleaning my phone gallery when a certain picture caught me. I hadn’t even seen who sent me the said picture, but it got into my nerves and had to find out who sent it. Some of you might get the humour, but I didn’t.

The picture that ‘he’ (The fact that it is a he is significant here) sent me with the caption “Happy Labour’s Day” is below:

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I don’t know, I was just not in the mood or what, but I didn’t like the relation. The concept that a man is a labour for a woman just doesn’t get in my head. Never!!!!

I didn’t say anything, didn’t react but I played the game and sent him two different pictures with the same caption.

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This sure enraged him. “A woman is never a labour…… she is always respected by good men….. why do women have to always turn this on us…… why can’t they take humour…….”

I laughed my heart out after this, it was hilarious him blurting out. When he did it was fine, but when I did it, it was ‘women always turn it on gentlemen”.

Not sure who couldn’t take the humour. Me or him?