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One Big Happy Family #4

I am back, back to my city, back to peace, or to say as much peace I can get right now.

But I am stunned!! What happened to my big happy family????

They are no where to be found.

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But the beat part of being back is, I don’t have to deal with Mr. Z now. I guess, he got scared at the knowledge of my arrival.

You can see below that he has vacated his spot, leaving my Mr. and Mrs. A and B to live in peace.

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But there is also a disadvantage to this. In my absence Mr. Z seems to have troubled my ‘One big happy family’ a lot, the result of which is, I cannot find their place of hiding. I have looked at all the places, at all their abodes, but my one big happy family seems to have dispersed.

The only bits and parts, the only members of this big happy family are below:

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Well, I do intend to find the rest of the members of this happy ever after soon. I have told before, I am not going to let this happy ever after be ruined. No, I am not!!!

By any chance do you guys know where my ‘One big happy family’ is?? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤔

 

Labour Day!

India is celebrating labour day today and as usual my phone buzzes with messages and wishes of ‘Labour day’, as it happens on any specific day or festival. Most of the companies have started this new trend these days, to send texts and images to everyone celebrating and wishing almost every calendar day.  And even today, I did the same with those texts, opened them and simply ignored them. I don’t know why but I am just not very much attracted to these general, yet very formal messages having no personal touch, and I avoid those texts and images which clutter and fill my phone’s space. Most of the times I don’t even download these images, knowing I am going to delete it just the very minute. Call me rude, but what can I say, I do this and I admit it. If it helps, I do write the person a very formal ‘same to you’ in return.

So, today when I was cleaning my phone gallery when a certain picture caught me. I hadn’t even seen who sent me the said picture, but it got into my nerves and had to find out who sent it. Some of you might get the humour, but I didn’t.

The picture that ‘he’ (The fact that it is a he is significant here) sent me with the caption “Happy Labour’s Day” is below:

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I don’t know, I was just not in the mood or what, but I didn’t like the relation. The concept that a man is a labour for a woman just doesn’t get in my head. Never!!!!

I didn’t say anything, didn’t react but I played the game and sent him two different pictures with the same caption.

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This sure enraged him. “A woman is never a labour…… she is always respected by good men….. why do women have to always turn this on us…… why can’t they take humour…….”

I laughed my heart out after this, it was hilarious him blurting out. When he did it was fine, but when I did it, it was ‘women always turn it on gentlemen”.

Not sure who couldn’t take the humour. Me or him?

One Big Happy Family.

Warning: If you are looking for heads and tails to a story, do not, I repeat do not proceed reading this post, not even as much as look at the pictures.

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Once upon a time there was a lonely pigeon called A.

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Time passed by, and one fine day his eyes fell on someone, a very beautiful other called B.

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Though there was initial hesitation between the two shy pigeons, eventually their loved blossomed.

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One fine day, at the very place where the two love birds used to meet, there came a third person called X. Of course, there has to be something amiss in a love story, right?

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“Wait, what? There is someone else?” The B was heart broken.

A had to coax and cajole that in no way X was related to him.

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“I will jump from this building if you don’t come back.” A warned.

Well, our B was very emotional and believed in what A had to say after seeing A’s stupidity 😀

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And they were back together, very happy with each other.

 

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In future they would make X jealous, with their one big happy family, X standing just a little away.

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Okay, I am sorry for this really ‘bad’ post. This might be the lowest level of my humor. But as it happens, people who know me, might relate that when I am bored and or tired I, specifically my mind, can go to really great extremes, one of the result of which is this post.

And if you have come this far, I truly, really am thankful for bearing with my deranged mind.